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The questions your buyers really type
Drawn from how people in your category actually ask, not from a keyword list. Agreed with you before we run anything.
You approve the question set. Nothing is asked that you have not seen.
The finding
Your buyers ask AI. It answers with somebody else.
We put their questions to the answer engines and record what comes back, word for word.
Fee $400, paid before we start.
Credited to your first month if you go on.
Here for something else? See what we build
Answer engine, live web search on
Sample
Which are the best artisan home decor shops in Dubai?
Recorded verbatim
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The shop that paid for this audit
Not mentioned
What you get back
You do not get a score out of a hundred. You get a written record of what the machines actually said about your market, and the shortest route into the answer.
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Every answer, word for word, with its sources
Each major answer engine, asked with live web search on. You get the exact wording and the pages each one leaned on to say it.
If an engine cannot be reached on the day, the report names which one and why.
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Who is being named instead of you
The competitors that keep coming up, and the specific pages the machines trust when they recommend them. It is rarely the businesses you watch.
Named plainly, whether or not it is comfortable reading.
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A fix list, in the order that pays
What to change first, second, third. Written so your own people can act on it. If you would rather we did the work, that is quoted separately and you are free to decline.
The report stays yours whether you carry on with us or not.
$400per audit, prepaid
Delivered in writing within five working days of payment. Credited in full against your first month if you take on any further work. We do not guarantee that any AI system will name you, and nobody honest can.
Then somebody has to do the work
Most owners read the fix list and find the same thing. It is all doable, and nobody in the building has the hours. This is the rest of what we do, and you can start at any line.
An AI system that knows your business
Installed on your machine and set up around your actual company: your files, customers, quotes and notes. It remembers, drafts and organises between sessions, so you stop re-explaining yourself. Yours to keep.
Running today for two businesses
Your content and visibility, run for you
We research, write, voice, film and publish on a schedule, in your locked voice, then keep checking whether the answer engines have started naming you. You approve before anything goes out.
Running our own marketing now
A working version of your idea, quickly
For when you need to see the thing running before you commit to it. A real prototype you can click through and put in front of people. Not hardened, not maintained, and we tell you that before you pay.
Built in weeks
Software built for the way you actually work
When nothing off the shelf fits. Booking, quoting, stock, client management. Scoped in a short paid discovery first, so the price is a real number and not a hopeful one.
Priced only after we see the job
What it costs depends entirely on the job. Ask, and you get a real number, or you get told we are the wrong people for it.
We take one build at a time, or up to three monthly clients. When those are full, they are full.
You were about to hire somebody for this
Four or five hours a day, on your payroll, every week, forever. That is the usual answer to this problem and it is the expensive one.
We work the other way round. The system does the daily work once it is set up, and you pay us again only when you want something new built.
Nobody new on the payroll, no retainer quietly renewing in the background, and no waiting on somebody else's calendar to move your own business.
TripsGala
Our own travel business. It runs on the same systems sold on this page.
Operated by Barlako, not a client
Standing behind it
We sell nothing we do not run ourselves
Before any of this was offered to a business, it was built for one of our own. The admin system, the content engine and the visibility work all run a real travel company with real customers and real money moving.
So when we say a thing takes three weeks, that number came from doing it, not from a proposal template.
We have no testimonials to show you
Everyone else on this page would have invented five by now. Instead, here is what we will not do, written down before you pay us anything. Hold us to it.
If we break any line of this, you have it in writing, and you have every right to say so publicly.
Undertaking
- We will not promise you a ranking. No one can make a machine name your business on demand. Anybody who says otherwise is selling you a coin toss.
- We will not hide a bad finding. If the audit says your problem is not visibility at all, that is what the report says, and we will tell you not to buy the next thing.
- We will not lock you in. The report is yours whether you continue or not. No notice period on the monthly work beyond the term you agreed.
- We will not take work we cannot do well. One build at a time, three monthly clients at most. When we are full, we will tell you we are full instead of taking your deposit.
Barlako Enterprises LLP
Given in writing, before payment
You do not have to know what you need yet
Most people arrive knowing something is wrong and not what to buy. Tell us what the business does and what is not working. We will tell you what we would do about it, and whether it is worth paying anyone to do.
Send us your business name and one question your customers would ask. We will run it and send you back the real answer, free, before you decide anything.
or write to hello@barlako.com